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Viral Thoughts

Let’s do shots!   Doesn’t that sound fun? I’ve actually been kind of obsessed for over a year now, thinking about this. I would love

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Triple Threat

There are three sure-fire ways to get my attention.   Offer me something nice. ~ A sincere compliment, quality time together, a token of affection.

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It’s Been a While

Yes, folks, I have been AWOL. Aggressively Waxing Only Legs. Assuming WordPress Over Limits. (An) Alcoholic With Out Liquor. Just now got through the massive

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Royal Couple

Westminster Abbey becomes Marital Shabby. Designer Gown becomes Thorn of Crowns. Happily Ever After becomes Unmitigated Disaster. Whether you’re a blue blood or an ordinary

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Heroine Addict

Hall of Famers, Academy Award Winners, Olympic Medalists:  Revered and honored for personal bests. Unsung Heroes:  No statues, exhibits, or parades. Simply doin’ it for

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Bombs Away

The F Bomb. Sheer genius or universally offensive? Fair warning: This is going to be an expletive-heavy entry. If you are uncomfortable with profanity —

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Peek-a-Boo

It’s face-off time. But I’m not talking about hockey. This is about my big reveal. I’m removing the cloak and mask, coming out of hiding,

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Christmas Rap

It all starts with Black Friday. Holiday soldiers hit the trenches and practice their Black Op skills. The mad rush for presents and parking spaces

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Self Love 101

Alright class, listen up. If you came here expecting a course on masturbation, sorry to disappoint. I have nothing against that topic, but this is

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