Year: 2011

It’s Been a While

Yes, folks, I have been AWOL. Aggressively Waxing Only Legs. Assuming WordPress Over Limits. (An) Alcoholic With Out Liquor. Just now got through the massive

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Royal Couple

Westminster Abbey becomes Marital Shabby. Designer Gown becomes Thorn of Crowns. Happily Ever After becomes Unmitigated Disaster. Whether you’re a blue blood or an ordinary

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Heroine Addict

Hall of Famers, Academy Award Winners, Olympic Medalists:  Revered and honored for personal bests. Unsung Heroes:  No statues, exhibits, or parades. Simply doin’ it for

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Bombs Away

The F Bomb. Sheer genius or universally offensive? Fair warning: This is going to be an expletive-heavy entry. If you are uncomfortable with profanity —

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Peek-a-Boo

It’s face-off time. But I’m not talking about hockey. This is about my big reveal. I’m removing the cloak and mask, coming out of hiding,

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